"There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
Just like you swore to me that you'd be true
There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
But he's a liar and I'm not sure about you."
-sang the late and wonderful Kirsty MacColl. The UK's Supreme Court annoyed the owner of a chip shop called the 'Happy Haddock' last week by holding that the £85 he had been charged for over-staying his welcome (by nearly an hour) in a privately owned car park had to be paid. He had...
